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Lorelai: If you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already."

A classic!

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Christopher: You're superwoman.

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Rory: Luke? It wasn't his fault.
Luke: I know it wasn't.

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Kirk: Lorelai, good, I need one minute of your time.
Lorelai: I'll give you two, because you scare me.

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Lorelai: Lots of people swear by it.
Emily: Yes. Disturbed people. Deviants. People with multiple personalities who see things and hear dogs talking to them and roam the streets talking to themselves and licking parking meters.
Lorelai: Mom.
Emily: Next thing you know, you'll be suggesting I go to a psychiatrist.
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Taylor: Late again, are we?
Lorelai: Yes, I hope I'm not pregnant.

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Emily: We intend to leave here completely different people.
Lorelai: Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.

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Luke: That's your room. Finish up; we'll hold hands and skip afterwards.

(Because Luke needed some love, and also because the dialogue in this episode is all so good that I couldn't even pick out individual lines to write down.)

Please, if you haven't voted in this poll, go do so! We need to break the tie!

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Richard: 'Cranking Metallica'? If that's some sort of drug reference, it isn't funny.

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Lorelai: My mother agreed with me tonight.
Rory: I'm so sorry.